Space Zombie likes MvC's journalistic leap into the live blogging field so much that he thought he'd try it out himself. This week's installment will be the Steve Jackson masterpiece The Rings of Kether
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Galactic Vice Squad is mad about production from Aleph Cygni of the horrible intergalactic drug Satophil-d. With no one else to turn to, Agent Space Zombie is sent undercover as a traveling fruit salesman to the planet Kether on a mission to cut off the source of the drug.
00:03
Space Zombie decides to check out Kether’s moon: Rispen’s End. Nothing there. What a fucking waste of time.
00:08
Space Zombie lands on the planet and heads straight to a bar. As is his habit, he follows a fat nasty farting bitch home. As he waits outside her apartment, Space Zombie is beaten senseless in the alley.
00:10
Hanging out in alleys is for suckers. After doing some research at the local library, Space Zombie does what any sensible narc would do next: he heads out to a decrepit warehouse on the edge of town.
00:18
A bunch of semi-coherent encounters later, Space Zombie tries to ambush some punk motherfucers at a bar. Unfortunately Space Zombie is a freaking retard. The thugs get the jump on SZ, kick his ass (again), put him in a car, and take him out to an old manner house in the country.
00:24
Space Zombie gets away and decides to head back into space, where he finds a suspicious looking satellite.
00:26
Galactic Vice Squad Agent Space Zombie easily finds out to where the satellite is transmitting and goes down to check it out.
00:33
A robot asks Space Zombie to answer a riddle. Space Zombie doesn’t know the answer, so he kills the robot instead.
00:35
Space Zombie finds that nasty fat bitch from the bar & busts a cap in her fat ass. He also finds out that the drugs are being produced on an asteroid.
00:36
Space Zombie goes back to space.
00:40
Oh look: here’s the drug factory! Space Zombie smashes the motherfucker up.
00:45
The gang leader is pissed. Space Zombie kills him. The End.
11 sucka ass fools had something to say:
although i appreciate/enjoy the liveblogging, i think it may have run its course. aren't we supposed to be twittering these days?
No matter how hard I try I still cant figure out what Twitter is. Although that finding is not entirely conclusive, as my trying has not spanned a wide domain of hardness.
the best i can make of twittering is that it uses text messaging to liveblog the minutiae in our daily lives. or that it the facebook status update for people who aren't updating their facebook, only more frequently.
Twitter is a way for people who don't talk to people to talk to each other.
liveblogging books. lank likes it.
did you twitter that last comment?
Awesome. I really like that you jacked that nasty fat bitch.
She had it coming.
You may be the first person ever to liveblog a choose your own adventure book. Congratulations, you have carved your place in history.
The first and, God-willing, the last.
That being said, it had to be done.
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